Light from another Planet

Recently, a large ball of light was spotted in the sky over the North Hemisphere. Scientists have reason to believe that this light has actually come from another faraway planet such as Pluto. They believe that there might be life indeed on other planets other than earth and that these life forms might actually be intelligent beings. Come on, you have to be pretty smart to send a ball of life trillions of miles across a solar system!

Interview with Jerry Perry

"Okay, we’re here back in time at the Alaskan forests. The date is July 9, 1996, let’s hope we get a good interview with Jake." There is the sound of shuffling papers.
"So, Jake, how is it living out here in the wild? Do you like it, and do you think it’s better than living in the city?"
"Balooga!"
"Excuse me? I didn’t quite catch that, did you say...Balogna?"
"Gimme food!"
"Ahhh, you want food. .. Hey you! Back there in the truck, get this kid some food! ... So, Jake, is there anything else you want?"
"Gimme Money!"
"Money? Do like money?"
"Gimme now!""Oh, I see you’re very used to getting what you want, here’s a ten dollar bill," The reporter hand the small Jake a green piece of money.
"yeah!!""Great! You’re happy now. Now that that’s settled, how about telling us a little about your family. I understand you live with bears. IS that true?"
"yes! Me live with the bears, and eat with them, and sleep with them! They really nice. Me learned how to fish and how to growl, and all sorts of things. Isn’t that great!!"
"Yes, it is wonderful, now Jake, what is your favorite food?"
"Food....Uhhh....Either Escargo or Salmon. They’re both equal!"
‘Really? Okay, Jake, why don’t you get into the plane now so we can return you with your real family. You’ll be able to get your real name back...Jerry."
"No! I’m satyig with my freinds here! You can’t amke me leave, if you do, I’ll blow your house up!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!""
"Jake wait, I----" The reporter’s voice trailed off as Jake ran back into the tall thick forest of Alaska.

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*From some site. (Chain letter) I am very sorry about having this post on this site. See, one day I was on the internet looking for a picture of Barney to give to Jake, when I landed on a site which had this on it. OUt of curiostity, I read through it and it told me that I had to e-mail it t a bunch of people or else. Well, I don't have an E-mail. So what do I do? I post it! (It's the best I could do) This post has nothing to do with NAM news. Thank you.

Most people aren't sure of what they realy want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really

works!!!!

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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!

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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!!

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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked. After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week! u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your crush!!!




Keep going down

Keep going

Keep going !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message! Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.

First Example: Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

Second Example: Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever.

Third Example: Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since. Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. I
if you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u know and keep it going and u cant send it back to the person who gave it to u


IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY1st. Get PEN and PAPER2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLYKNOW3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.4th SCROLL DOWNONE LINE AT THE TIMEDON`T READ AHEADotherwiseYOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.1.

On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on theLEFT.

2. the NUMBERS 1 & 2,WRITE DOWN ANY2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. the NUMBERS 3 & 7,WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERSOF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)next to 4, 5, & 6.DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 116. Finally,MAKE A WISHARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found inSPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is inSPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put inSPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.6.

THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOURLUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THEPERSON IN NUMBER 38. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THEPERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUTYOUR MIND10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOUFEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOURLUCKY NUMBERSEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

Brookfield Zoo Robbed

One Sunny day in September, havok broke out in the Brookefield Zoo. In this zoo, located in Chicago, at least a hundred wild animals broke loose. Head of Security, Douglas R. shovsky says, "There is no way the animals could have simply escaped their cages. A person would hav eto unlock the doors and literally lead them out in the open. I say we had a animal thei in our midst." NObody was hurt, thankfully, but several people have tried to sue the zoo for unsafe conditions. "I believe that the zookeepres should have warned us tourists to leave the zoo righ tafter the first anial escaped his cage," said Mr. Cofwee.

Thanks to the Zoo's highly sufisticated tranquilizer gunman, William C. Gorgeman all the animals have been accoutned ofr and are now relocked up in their cages. The FBI is still investigating who could've set the animlas free. THey have found no evidence that anyone has done so. The governaentr has tried to keep the info. off the press, but as usual, we have diobeyed them and are posting the info.