Interview with Jerry Perry

"Okay, we’re here back in time at the Alaskan forests. The date is July 9, 1996, let’s hope we get a good interview with Jake." There is the sound of shuffling papers.
"So, Jake, how is it living out here in the wild? Do you like it, and do you think it’s better than living in the city?"
"Balooga!"
"Excuse me? I didn’t quite catch that, did you say...Balogna?"
"Gimme food!"
"Ahhh, you want food. .. Hey you! Back there in the truck, get this kid some food! ... So, Jake, is there anything else you want?"
"Gimme Money!"
"Money? Do like money?"
"Gimme now!""Oh, I see you’re very used to getting what you want, here’s a ten dollar bill," The reporter hand the small Jake a green piece of money.
"yeah!!""Great! You’re happy now. Now that that’s settled, how about telling us a little about your family. I understand you live with bears. IS that true?"
"yes! Me live with the bears, and eat with them, and sleep with them! They really nice. Me learned how to fish and how to growl, and all sorts of things. Isn’t that great!!"
"Yes, it is wonderful, now Jake, what is your favorite food?"
"Food....Uhhh....Either Escargo or Salmon. They’re both equal!"
‘Really? Okay, Jake, why don’t you get into the plane now so we can return you with your real family. You’ll be able to get your real name back...Jerry."
"No! I’m satyig with my freinds here! You can’t amke me leave, if you do, I’ll blow your house up!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!""
"Jake wait, I----" The reporter’s voice trailed off as Jake ran back into the tall thick forest of Alaska.