Brookfield Zoo Robbed

One Sunny day in September, havok broke out in the Brookefield Zoo. In this zoo, located in Chicago, at least a hundred wild animals broke loose. Head of Security, Douglas R. shovsky says, "There is no way the animals could have simply escaped their cages. A person would hav eto unlock the doors and literally lead them out in the open. I say we had a animal thei in our midst." NObody was hurt, thankfully, but several people have tried to sue the zoo for unsafe conditions. "I believe that the zookeepres should have warned us tourists to leave the zoo righ tafter the first anial escaped his cage," said Mr. Cofwee.

Thanks to the Zoo's highly sufisticated tranquilizer gunman, William C. Gorgeman all the animals have been accoutned ofr and are now relocked up in their cages. The FBI is still investigating who could've set the animlas free. THey have found no evidence that anyone has done so. The governaentr has tried to keep the info. off the press, but as usual, we have diobeyed them and are posting the info.